F1technical F1 team feeler thread

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PlatinumZealot
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Gene Haas aint got nothing on this!

Let's put together some roles. Just nominate your skill set(s) or what you imagine yourself doing in a F1 team and lets see how the team forms out.

Don't be shy now, a full Formula 1 team has hundreds of people so there will be enough space for most roles. Obviously depending on the team structure some roles will have to be bitterly argued over; like the Team owner(s), Principal, executive director(s), drivers. There of course has to be a decision on the team structure too.

Some posters here have definitely demonstrated expertise in certain areas. Others have the talk but at least the interest is there. You know yourselves. I mean it is amazing the posters who posses REAL knowledge and experience in these areas. Suspension, Engine, chassis, Politics, financing, strategy, speculation - Just name it! We can build a team! I mean even the armchairs I am amazed at sometimes lol (Do I amaze myself then?!) I see a few tyre washers up in here too.. I won't call any names...

I am not the most eloquent on here so this thread is not the official one, just a feeler thread. An official one would have to be started by the mods if you people want to do this I guess. So what say you?
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I want to be the guy that involves himself in everything but no one really knows what he does
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wesley123 wrote:I want to be the guy that involves himself in everything but no one really knows what he does
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I could handle:
-Aerodynamicist
-Aero Design Engineer
-Aero Test&Evaluation
-Structural Engineer
and of course
-Driver

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Management (non technical)

Facts Only
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I want to be the woman who's always in full team gear hovering behind the drivers when they do interviews in the 'media pen' after the race. Every team seem to have one.

Either that or the hospitality 'tent' pot washer.
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I would simply excel at "the guy who washes the wheels after the race" I think I can cope with that task in return for paid trips to far flung destinations.

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mertol
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Test driver pls

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Race engineer...

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Shooty81 wrote:Race engineer...
Same for me
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Driver :D :D I would need a new spine though. One that doesn't have moderately serious lumbar issues. F1 teams can afford it right!

Actually though I would be one of the data analysts. Probably the lowest-level and lowest-paid data analyst, since I'm not an engineer or computer scientist.

Facts Only wrote:I want to be the woman who's always in full team gear hovering behind the drivers when they do interviews in the 'media pen' after the race. Every team seem to have one.

Either that or the hospitality 'tent' pot washer.
lol. mate you could be the rulebook loophole finder or something.

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Press Officer.....Bcos Imho I'm Gr8 at txting
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livinglikethathuh wrote:I could handle:
-Aerodynamicist
-Aero Design Engineer
-Aero Test&Evaluation
-Structural Engineer
and of course
-Driver
You are either a very expensive employee or a very exploited one! lol
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I want to be the Guy who Denies everything, even when all the facts say otherwise.

"your wing is ilegal, it is to wide" , "no, this is all clearly a question of scale and relativity"
"you failed to put any tyre on your car during your pits stop, is your team in crisis?" "No we felt this offered us the most open strategy for the later part of the race, where the choice of compound will be crucial"

I did wonder if Red bull would of had a job for me if they had failed to sort out an engine for next year.
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I'm the one who sells the IP to a rival team and gets away with it.

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