F1technical F1 team feeler thread

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SteveRacer
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I think I could manage holding the pit board.

livinglikethathuh
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PlatinumZealot wrote:
livinglikethathuh wrote:I could handle:
-Aerodynamicist
-Aero Design Engineer
-Aero Test&Evaluation
-Structural Engineer
and of course
-Driver
You are either a very expensive employee or a very exploited one! lol
Maybe, if I do them all at once :D

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Aerodynamicist or Main Race Engineer
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I'd be the moderator on their intern forums :P. I think they would act much more childish then you guys. Especially Ecclestone, Marko and Arrivabene would be facing bans :? .
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I'll cook, I'm italian so I can handle it.

Writinglife
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I could double up my duties too, Official Wheel Washer and Grid Boy. I can handle wearing skimpy clothes and hold a sign with a drivers name on it.

The driver may feel queasy staring at my butt while in the car though.

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I'll be the guy who sticks on the rip-off strips ... I like sisyphean tasks.
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I can be the guy who is holding up the umbrella on the start grid.

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I'm already a design engineer, so I could probably do some sort of design, preferably with aero emphasis, though it'd be rubbish.

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CAD, especially engine and suspension

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I'd be interested in the role of Sporting Director.
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I want to be the guy who comes up with new codes for masking team orders over the radio.

eg Rosberg, PO12 = Pecking Order LH P1, NR P2 :D
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Driver for me please. I've pulled off any number of brilliant passes from the comfort of my armchair. The cars are easy to drive these days, apparently, so we'll win the title with half the season still to run! :lol:
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Didn't know Mercedes made armchairs!! :-)

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Writinglife wrote:I could double up my duties too, Official Wheel Washer and Grid Boy. I can handle wearing skimpy clothes and hold a sign with a drivers name on it.

The driver may feel queasy staring at my butt while in the car though.
You may be able to handle it, but could we?

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