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Caption Competition
Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:17 pm
manchild wrote:Schuey, has only got one ball...
Yes manchild, but it's huge...........
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DaveKillens
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:41 pm
Let's start a new one. Pay attention to the marshall's left hand:
Ralf: Was this part of my $25-million-a-year contract?
Ralf: Was this part of my $25-million-a-year contract?
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f1.redbaron
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:56 pm
Ralph "what the hell is he doing?"
Marshall "Just as I thought, there's nothing here!"
Marshall "Just as I thought, there's nothing here!"
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vyselegend
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:59 pm
"Fine, if thats what it takes to get an autograph. Sign it to 'e-bay'"
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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Tom
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:31 pm
with the pic
Jenson on the radio "I think something is wrong with the car you guys see anything on the t.v?"
Jenson on the radio "I think something is wrong with the car you guys see anything on the t.v?"
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ---. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ---. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
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m3_lover
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:02 pm
Either:
Honda's new deffence systems were a shock for Renault, or
Jenson, if you fart in my face one more time...
Honda's new deffence systems were a shock for Renault, or
Jenson, if you fart in my face one more time...
Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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Tom
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:12 pm
press reports Schumcher move to Red bull!!! (well brown and white bull)
I believe in the chain of command, Its the chain I use to beat you till you do what i want!!!
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Sawtooth-spike
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:28 pm
How about 'prick on a cow'
or 'he stayed on the bull longer than he stayed on the track
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or 'he stayed on the bull longer than he stayed on the track
'Murphy's 9th Law of Technology:
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Tell a man there are 300 million stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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Tom
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:31 pm
Ridin the Boney Pony hahaha
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ---. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ---. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
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m3_lover
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