Sebbe, if you're even semi-serious, you already are!
I was not being really serious. Just wanted to troll a little like POL.
When you want to say something bad about somebody even the simplest truth can be distorted in your favor.
Nobody is an angel, nobody is a devil... (well, perhaps Max is... who knows!)
"I've already altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further" -Darth Vader to Lando Calrissian. The Empire Strikes Back.
"Progress is not always made by reasonable men." (McLaren Racing).
"We have optimised the lateral optical interface of the building." (Translation: "My factory has a lot of windows.") Ron Dennis.-