Verstappen @ Ferrari next year alongside Vettel after Ferrari / Vettel just missing out winning the WDC/WCC and decide they need an upgrade from Raikkonen. Thanks ol' boy, you've been great, time to leave though.
Bottas gets replaced by Alonso as Mercedes decides that the competition between Ferrari and Mercedes was too close for comfort and need more from their 2nd driver to which Bottas can't reach.
Bottas goes to Mclaren to pair with VanDoorne, with Mclaren having Mercedes engines. easy deal.
Ricciardo stays at RedBull after missing out on a Ferrari deal and isn't too happy, and gets Sainz alongside him.
Kvyat pisses napalm after that move and leaves Toro Rosso to go and drive for Renault alongside Hulkenberg.
Toro Rosso has Gasly aboard and it's anybody's guess who'll pair him.
Williams says goodbye Massa once again and gets Wehrlein aboard alongside Stroll.
Sauber keeps Ericsson and paires him to Matsushita of Honda.
Haas is happy with the Grosjean-Magnussen combo but let's Grosjean do Indy and LeMans as his french feelings get hurt Ferrari didn't want him.
Force India keeps Ocon as he's doing great and Perez has nowhere else to go so stays another year to be crushed by Ocon.
Dumpster sounds so much more classy. It's the diamond of the cesspools.