Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by J.A.W. » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:14 am

JonoNic wrote:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:31 am
I know the problem is here somewhere...
"Damn!
Jeeze.. aint any of you bastards ever done a breech birth before?
No?
Well, don't just sit there bloody gawking.. hand me the big-as vice-grips, so I can really get stuck in to 'er.."
Dr Zachary Smith sez..
"Yes.. spare us your ridiculous remarks, you insensitive idiot!"

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by adrianjordan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:16 pm

“So I met this guy down The Dog And Duck in Brackley, he assured me that if we fit this bit in here then we’ll be 0.6 tenths faster straight away.”

“His name? Oh I don’t remember, Ferdinand Alfonso, or something like that...”
In 2007 I had the chance to go to a meet-and-greet with an F1 test driver. I decided not to as I didn't think he'd even amount to much...he was the BMW Sauber test driver and his name was Sebastian Vettel...

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by roon » Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:30 pm

Morteza wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 2:38 am
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Tea » Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:53 pm

STR test extreme rake
Can I make a 3D printer on my 3D printer?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Manoah2u » Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:55 pm

toro rosso brings rake to a whole new level;

thanks to the innovation partnered by gabriel high-jacker suspension kits.
Dumpster sounds so much more classy. It's the diamond of the cesspools.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by JonoNic » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:00 am

roon wrote:
Morteza wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 2:38 am
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This is what Red Bull gives you after wings...
Always find the gap then use it.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by adrianjordan » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:41 pm

The moment you realise the measurements were in Millimetres, not inches....
In 2007 I had the chance to go to a meet-and-greet with an F1 test driver. I decided not to as I didn't think he'd even amount to much...he was the BMW Sauber test driver and his name was Sebastian Vettel...

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by roon » Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:35 am

Liberty Media unveil their 2021 prototype chassis which they say will "broaden appeal within the US market, and developing countries generally."

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by mcjamweasel » Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:11 pm

roon wrote:
Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:35 am
Liberty Media unveil their 2021 prototype chassis which they say will "broaden appeal within the US market, and developing countries generally."

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K5CYmklIx5Q/maxresdefault.jpg
Spotted: Mercedes AMG F1 W10 wheelbase test mule.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by roon » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:08 am

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BMW Motorsport will be using biologically effective light from Osram during the 24-hour race on the Nürburgring in Germany, taking place on May 27 and 28. As new official partner of BMW Motorsport, Osram will be supplying activating light for drivers and engineers both before and during the race, enhancing their alertness and boosting their concentration.

https://www.osram-group.com/en/media/pr ... 24-05-2017

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Morteza » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:42 pm

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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."~William Shakespeare

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by turbof1 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:51 pm

"guys I have been driving in this blue stripe desert for days and I still have not found water!


Guys?"

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by JonoNic » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:09 pm

Morteza wrote:Image
The owner likes New Rally X! Hey Bernie...Image
Always find the gap then use it.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by roon » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:19 pm

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Macman.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Tea » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:21 pm

JonoNic wrote:
Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:09 pm
The owner likes New Rally X! Hey Bernie...//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201806 ... 939333.jpg
OK Waze
Can I make a 3D printer on my 3D printer?