Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

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RZS10
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by RZS10 » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:51 pm

Maybe i am a bit cynical here given the companies' history and it's just a really generic logo but...

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Manoah2u
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by Manoah2u » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:52 pm

i don't think i've facepalmed about any company or thing as much as i have with 'rich energy' ever
Dumpster sounds so much more classy. It's the diamond of the cesspools.

Scorpaguy
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by Scorpaguy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:28 am

Manoah2u wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:52 pm
i don't think i've facepalmed about any company or thing as much as i have with 'rich energy' ever
...remember USF1. They made a toaster =D>

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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by roon » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:27 am

Well, it seems like they are struggling, and even their marketing department has not been spared. In the spirits of mutual arsistance, botherhood and good shill, I offer my list of open-source free-too-nick share-alike turnkey energy drinks brand names and adverdrivel.

ThunderJolt, lightning your mood one can at a time.
Upper Supper, for when you don't have time sit down for a proper meal.
Perthquake! Oi, a roight Aussie crock stompa. Argh! (To be marketed as Death Adder in Australian home market to avoid insult. Geared toward accountants and students prepping for maths exams.)
Caffmean, or the sugar-free version, Cafflean.
TonicBoom. Break the taste of sound.
Feeling like you're always falling downhill? Chug Avalaunch, and start falling up.
Formula Won, because you're already awesome and we're the best.
Auburn Auroch, gives you flappy bits.
Black Yak, gives you lift generating surfaces.
Flaxen Oxen, gives you certain bird-like features.
TeaNTea, it's two teas in one. Ka-boom.

Manoah2u
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by Manoah2u » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:16 am

I lost it at TeaNTea. that is just brilliant!
Dumpster sounds so much more classy. It's the diamond of the cesspools.

gridwalker
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by gridwalker » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:00 am

I have bought a 3 pack from Amazon, just so I can say that I am sure they existed ...
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine ..."

Big Tea
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by Big Tea » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:46 pm

gridwalker wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:00 am
I have bought a 3 pack from Amazon, just so I can say that I am sure they existed ...
Keep them shrink wrapped, they may be collectors items in a short time
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marmer
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by marmer » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:14 pm

gridwalker wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:00 am
I have bought a 3 pack from Amazon, just so I can say that I am sure they existed ...
I wouldn't drink them you might need to use them as evidence in court. And if possession is 9 tens of of the law you might now be the rightful owner of a company worth negative millions that they owe to everyone else lol

Manoah2u
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by Manoah2u » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:32 pm

guess what, Storey's got his company back

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dumpster sounds so much more classy. It's the diamond of the cesspools.

Big Tea
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Re: Ever saw a Rich Energy can for sale?

Post by Big Tea » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:52 pm

Manoah2u wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:32 pm
guess what, Storey's got his company back

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, that's another storey really.
One test is worth a thousand expert opinions