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Montezemolo has annouced that Ferrari will be using Merc engine for 2011 season and Mclaren Automotive will be their title sponsor.

As a sign of goodwill in their newfound partnership, Mercedes GP will use Ferrari engines while supplying Ferrari with Mercedes engines. Neither team has to pay for the engines.

In a blaze of media glory, Haug and Dimontezemelo announce their marriage.
Haug proposed to Luca on the riviera, as part of the marriage, Mercedes will use Ferrari and Ferrari Mercedes as per the scoop by Raymondu999.

It is known that Christian Horner is said to be heartbroken, having spent much time with Haug, or Norby as he so lovingly refers.
He has found some consolation however, by being caught in bed with former Renault man Briatore. This snap was found after the pair were holed up over the summer break at Briatores "lovenest".
[img]http://www.index.hr/images2/briatore2pornov.jpg[img]

It's now also being speculated that Mclaren's Ron Dennis is looking to seduce Mario Theissen by offering him a gimp mask and punishment room for the pairs non-mainstream tastes. Theissen is said to be willing but only on the premise that he gets to wear a matching gimp suit at GP venues(holed up in a closet for the duration of course). Dennis is rumoured to want the vaunted BMW engine as recompense to Mario's demands! A deal is expected to be announced shortly.

Finally HRT are expected to be taken over by GlaxoSmithklineBeecham which would see the team being catapulted into the higher echelons of the grid. It will retain the same acronym, HRT, but will be the flagship advertiser for GlaxoSKB new Hormone Replacement Therapy drug. Both current drivers have been sacked with immediate effect and replaced with 2 Calvin Klein models plucked from the milanese cat walk, their names alone are said to be worth 0.5 seconds a lap!
Middle aged women all over the world are said to be rejoicing at the news,

Looks like 2011 is shaping to be a great season off-track

I'm just away to tuck into my tea and what do I see on F1 Technical that is going to g'ie me the boke? Briatore's backside covered only by what I assume is a napkin held on by some arrangment consisting of dental floss. JET, I have to ask - what is wrong with you?! Where do you keep getting these disturbing images from? It's just not right!

Anyway back to matters less disturbing:

I've heard a very strong rumour that MrE's wig is going to go into business itself and lodge a hostile take-over of Bernie's company. You heard it here first!

Lewis Hamilton on track performance took a plunge after hearing Pussy Cat Doll has appointed Flavio Briatore as their manager.

Following an assault in late 2010, MrE introduces draconian security measures upon all race attendees. X ray scanners are implemented, but upon hearing that many fans choose to "opt out" of this invasive practice, MrM sends in an elite squad of SS (sport security) officers to engage in the alternative "enhanced pat down."

The new super sticky super soft Pirelli tires cause the end of the 2011 F1 Season at the first race start already. With alls the cars on the grid putting their power down on the green light, the enormous amount of grip causes the globe to give in and shifts into the position the Maya calendar projected for 2012.

Lap 3 of race 1 sees Kamui Kobayashi leading the race in a blisteringly fast Sauber as the world suddenly implodes.......

US F1 makes a surprising entry... unable to find any one else, they would hire a couple of drag racers from somewhere south-west, and surprisingly, they win a GP!

Bernie will introduce those to add some action to the races...



Along with shortcuts, power-ups, oil puddles, banana skins and jumps.

Mandrake wrote:The new super sticky super soft Pirelli tires cause the end of the 2011 F1 Season at the first race start already. With alls the cars on the grid putting their power down on the green light, the enormous amount of grip causes the globe to give in and shifts into the position the Maya calendar projected for 2012.

Lap 3 of race 1 sees Kamui Kobayashi leading the race in a blisteringly fast Sauber as the world suddenly implodes.......

Oh no. Lol.