Thank God, no Christmas! I think it's actually the 12th of December, but whatever. Also, the Chinese ancient calendar goes poof the same day. But like most ancient doom predictions, we'll probably be talking about it the next day and chuckling, then forget about it.
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.