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Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:41 pm
I guess there needs to be a new International Constructors Series then.
Maybe Obama will get another $850 Billion US taxpayers' dollars, and fund this new series so We the People pay for everything instead of the current F1 sponsors. The basis would be that the cars are all painted that "green screen" color so the ads could be real-time super-imposed and changed every few seconds.
There would be "companies" like: The Democratic party, The Republican party, Haliburton, The U.N., Great Brittian, the Bush Family, the Cheney family, the Saudi Arabian monarchy, and the US Mainstream Media (guarantees coverage).
The cars will just lap around a closed circuit with no crowd, and the producer will chop it all up, apply the right logos, then pen the pundit script using subtle NLP devices to make you remember and worship the various ads (can't call them sponsors when the unborn US taxpayer is actually paying the bill) and use it as a stage to promote special interests. They will hire Bill O'reilly for play by play, GW Bush for color, and John McCain as the ex pilot who never stops bragging how overdeveloped his talking muscles are.
Overall, it will work, because $850 B will buy you anything that you want, even viewership, and the bastards will go home and dream how to roll up another one...