Coolest racing quote?

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Wonderful Ray, never heaed about that one!

When the FIA imposed a 60 mm grund clearance rule in 1982, why everyone had a mechanical function to lower the car when on track, the scrutineer asks Nelson; What is that lever?

"It's a hand brake"
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That is exactly why I miss JPM so much. He was a cutup to the nTH degree. How many drivers actually make jokes these days? Vettel with 'Kate's dirty sister' is all I can think of.

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Ray wrote:That is exactly why I miss JPM so much. He was a cutup to the nTH degree. How many drivers actually make jokes these days? Vettel with 'Kate's dirty sister' is all I can think of.
I'll answer by quoting another retired F1 driver:

Yes. :)

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modbaraban wrote:Yes. :)
I miss that guy. He makes press conferences worth watching.
These days I just switch off after the race, "The team gave me a great car today, thanks to our sponsors... yadda yadda."

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Like I miss Gilles Villeneuve when asked aboout his hopeless, but 800 Hp, Ferrari.

"It's a shitbox"

Knowing that the old man could hear him.
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"He could save a few kilos having his nose fixed"

Ron Dennis on Kubica's car being heavier than Hamilton's at the 2008 Spanish GP

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Good one asass, but I'm not buying. :wink:

How about Phil Hill stopping for a puke in 1964, telling the Ferrari mechanics, "I shouldn't have had that last one"?
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"The 2009 championship is led by a retiree and a paracarro (Italian for milepost)"

Flavio Briatore vents his frustration over the DDD Brawns.
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"They don't pay me enough to ride that thing." Kenny Roberts on the TZ750 dirt tracker.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaS_CHvCYtY[/youtube]

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"Driving one of those? Naaah, don't think so"

Swedish Reine Wisell in 1976, on the prospect of returning to F1 with Williams.
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"A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster."
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I quite like it when they refer to engines "lunching themselves" ... so another vote for Martin Brundle.

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Another Brundle quote I like is:

'where ambition exceeds adhesion'

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"Hug the apex like your favourite nan!" The crazy amount of times Brundle has used that this year...