Mansell's mustache is awesome.
Crashgate really gets my vote by a mile. Putting your driver and other drivers at risk by causing a crash on purpose... That is properly criminal.
Second would be how come Alonso is still allowed to drive. He was implicated in the Crash Gate, the spygate, the Fernandoisfasterthanyougate... So many gates, he should be a slalom skier, not an F1 driver. Can anyone really believe he was involved in none of those things?
And yes, Eddie Jordan's shirts.
Come to think of it, if Mansell and Jordan had a kid...