Caption Competition

[Moving Chicane]

- watching National Geographic - ...here on the outskirts of a large urban area we can observe rubrum taurus* in a very rare and yet unseen position where he is raising his nose and thus revealing his sensitive underbelly. We believe this is how he is expressing his desire to achieve new levels yet acquired since the end of winter time...




*red bull

[jordangp]

A collection of some of my recent favourites

[jddh1]

Journo: "So Michael, what's your reaction on Nico's assertion that he'll be the one to give Mercedes AMG its first win?"

Guess that journo was right.

[bhallg2k]

[MIKEY_!]

Webber: 'Valencia 2010 - oh sh**, not again'

[Paul]

One wears an outfit bought on a tight budget, the other is the TRON Guy.

[markc]

That made me actually snort!!

[WhiteBlue]

I hate the way those big head drivers bully us poor cucumbers.

[MIKEY_!]

In an F1technical exclusive I can reveal the reason HRT is so slow. There is a cucumber blocking the airbox.

[stefan_]

If the HRT is slow because of the cucumber, Alosno decided to eliminate the opposition by taking all of them in his car... wich is not aerodinamicly-friendly either.

[Lca1443]

Webber: 'Valencia 2010 - oh sh**, not again'

Didn't Webber flip a Mercedes early in his career.

[ajdavison2]

It was a Mercedes in le mans I believe.

[markc]

it was indeed.

[WhiteBlue]

Alonso categorically denied that he called the F2012 a truck. He said he didn't have a license for such a vehicle. When shown the evidence he conceded that the Maranello aero department made a little error in the design which did not favour his pace on dry tracks.

[snoop1050]