Caption Competition

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Ted68 wrote:So, Washngo, howlong were you in prison?
Not long. And I never did it what they say I did. Honest, guv.


anyways..back on topic

later that night, in the Sheridan Hotel...

JB: Dammit! I left my favourite racing gloves at the track. Ruby, go and get them will you?
RB: But it's 3.30 in the morning, we're 10 miles from the track, we don't have a car, it's cold outside and it's dark...
JB: RUBY! *thwack!*
RB yelps with anguish then backs out of the penthouse suite, bowing as he goes.
RB: yes, sorry, sir. right away, sir. *sniff*.

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Ross: excellent work Michael, Ferrari are crumbling on the inside just as we planned...

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:lol: :?
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Mechanic: There is something wrong with it.


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Mechanic: Oh my Good, our Toyota is delivering eggs...

Little bit earlier...

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Alain Bernard: :oops:

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Henne
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Washngo wrote:Image

Schumacher: He's kept me waiting a while now. This is not acceptable. Has anybody seen my bitch?
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Ecclestone's hide & seek:He'll never find me here...

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Imagine this stamped on your project when you get it back from the professor.... :lol:

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modbaraban wrote:Image
if i knew what that was i would be lion
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Rogue - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Adam Parr
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hi boys, postcard from F2, see you next year

Yours Natacha
Formula One's fundamental ethos is about success coming to those with the most ingenious engineering and best .............................. organization, not to those with the biggest budget. (Dave Richards)

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Despite having to battle with exhaustion and dehydration during a grueling 2 hour Malaysian Grand Prix, after a just quick shower and change of clothes, Nico Rosberg once again felt as fresh as a daisy.

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Washngo wrote:[img]
Despite having to battle with exhaustion and dehydration during a grueling 2 hour Malaysian Grand Prix, after a just quick shower and change of clothes, Nico Rosberg once again felt as fresh as a daisy.

:lol: A f*ckin' plus man =D>
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Washngo wrote:[img]
Despite having to battle with exhaustion and dehydration during a grueling 2 hour Malaysian Grand Prix, after a just quick shower and change of clothes, Nico Rosberg once again felt as fresh as a daisy.

:lol: A f*ckin' plus man =D>
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For the upteenth time: no, I don't think I'll have a disadvantage because of the higher center of gravity!

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zgred
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I think she avoids minimum radius bodywork rule...

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Dave Richards: Hello?
Muffled Voice: Oh, hello, I heard you will entering a new Formula 1 team next year?
DR: Yes, that's right, just put the entry in now actually. How can I help you?
Muffled Voice *audibly shaking*: I was wondering... well...well...will you be hiring a bitch next year? 'coz i'm a bitch and there's a very good chance I'll be available next year?
DR: um, well, I have your number. I'll let you know.
Muffled Voice: Oh thank you, thank you, you wont regret it!
DR: Fine. *hangs up*
Muffled Voice: *squeals with delight*