Caption Competition

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timbo wrote:
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Sponsored GPs... Bernies new ideas???
Quite interesting track, me likey)))
I actually like this fictitious track too. Especially those last complex in sector 3, let's call it Ears Corners.

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I woult rather see the Nike Track.
2 parapolica's, 2 nice straights en 2 hard hairpins :)

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Sponsored GPs... Bernies new ideas???
That is a badass track! I want to see them run a larger version of that.

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wrcsti wrote: That is a badass track! I want to see them run a larger version of that.
Larger than 7834 meters? IMO it's more than enough :roll:

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I think he wants a 'Puma' version of the Nurburgring Nordschleife. :lol:
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Sponsored GPs... Bernies new ideas???
I imagine Brundle commenting like "...floor the throttle as early as possible exiting Ears chicane, onto the main straght followed by the high speed Tail corner, massive G-forces here. Easy right and hard on the brakes for Tail Tip hairpin and now through the esses down towards the Arse bend, tricky lefthander this..." etc etc


PS: a bit aff topic but quite amusing
http://www.topgear.com/uk/assets/cms/07 ... 0702_02:42 It's not count, is it? :)

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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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WhiteBlue wrote:Image
This is where the idea of a DDD came from.

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Jenson, "11".... hmm, Louise's was a couple of inches bigger... you're still fine tho"

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No brakes, no steering, at least there's a gearknob....