Caption Competition

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timbo wrote:All three "girls" look very shemale to me :roll:
I thought that is how europeans like their women

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modbaraban wrote:Image
Heiki has a DIY attempt to get the same bodywork updates as Lewis.

or

Mechanic: "Heiki, let's test our theory that your car is as fast as Lewis's when you're not in it"

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Heiki discovers the KERS has been wired to his seat as an incentive to finish a race

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modbaraban wrote:Image
F1 Ejector seat test tested for 2010
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Ted68 wrote:Image
Girl in white: You've been a naughty boy Max. You shall be spanked.
Max: YES! haha!

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Ted68 wrote:Image
Girl in white : "Take your suit off Maxxie baby"

Max : "woo hoo, I'm in here"

Girl in white : "NO, take that suit off Max it's vile"

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McLaren's safety glasses point to future use of flux capacitors to replace KERS.
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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McLaren's safety glasses point to future use of flux capacitors to replace KERS.

as long as it runs on garbage scraps and not plutonium its all good..!!
gentlemen start your engines......

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imightbewrong wrote: Image
The defuser scandal reared its ugly head again this morning as fearri found another loophole.
In a desperate attempt to get more rear end grip, fearri add extra wheels to the defuser

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- Which way up does it go?
- I think it's this way, but it doesn't seem right. The chap at Halfords assured me it was a universal fit
- Yeah I think that's the right way. Now we need to get one of those allan key things to do these bolts, have you got one on you?
- Nah, couldn't find one mate. I was going to use that spray can of "no nails" in the corner there.

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Jaime could've gone back to the pits, however he was yet to be taught how to operate his seatbelt
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Mclaren, stunned by Renault's increased performance, resorts to copying Renault's race weekend tactics. The Mclaren engineers feel that learning how to properly carry a floor for all to see will be worth the effort in the end.
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ISLAMATRON wrote:Image
After the last three races, BMW Sauber decided to concentrate on the 2010 car. For the remainder of the 2009 season Fritz and Helmut will be driving a slightly modified, and possibly faster, version of the 2009 car.
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modbaraban wrote:Image
"It crackes me up when you yell "MOUSE" behind him"