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Right there would be the perfect place for you to crash Romain... coincidentally that is also the same pace where I pick up 6 tenths on the entire field per lap.

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Ok, you can stay, you can stay too, umm yeah, no, yeah sure...

But YOU! Get the --- out of my team!

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Right there would be the perfect place for you to crash Romain... coincidentally that is also the same pace where I pick up 6 tenths on the entire field per lap.
=D>

BRILLIENT

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C'mon...somebody pull my finger already...

@ISLAMATRON :

I don't get why you always joke about the fact that Alonso claims to have brought 6/10ths to the team, other then the fact I know you are not a huge fan of Alonso's persona.

He is considered by most engineers to be the best technical set up driver out there. It doesn't seem that unreasonable to be a WDC with 6/10ths of info in your pocket. There had to be some reasons that Renault was so much quicker on years he was on the team.

As good as THE BOSS is, I don't see how any rookie could show up with anything but 0/10ths of other teams setup and tire knowledge.

But yeah, just curious. I actually like knowing what makes you tick sometimes.
Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute

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i JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THE MORE HILARIOUS quotes ever by an F1 driver... I rate Alonso very highly but for him to have said that when he barely drove the car in the development stage and right in the middle of all the spygate stuff where he was the one who was said to have Ferrari info on his celly... it just made me laugh so hard. Whose 6 tenths was it really? Alonso's or Ferrari's or even Pedro's?

And plus we have yet to see that 6 tenths develope at Renault these last two years... except for maybe Singapore '08 :wink: ... I still think their advantage was derived from the Michilens, but thats just me.

.6 seconds pretty much covers half the field in qually these days, so it is quite a big claim, and I dont remember him ever being 6 tenths faster than the rookie Hamilton, I do remember Senna being over a second faster than Prost on some days.

McLaren said they developed last years car by 2.4 seconds over the course of the season, so does that mean Hamilton(or even Heikki) is 4 times better than Alonso & his 6 tenths... I just thought it was a silly thing for him to say to try and hide the fact that Hamilton was all over him,and I laugh whenever I see him because I am reminded of it.

Other than that its all jokes, a big laugh about sport play and make believe

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I thought it was 3 tenths.

Still, joke is funny though.

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For Sure!!

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Believe it or not, but Kimi and Fernando are wearing the same size hat.
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Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute

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Negative, I never peed in a racing suit. Its pin stripes for me and I loose so much fluids by talking I never have to pee anyway.
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"Hello, is this MI5?

My team mate, I mean next door neighbour for sure, is acting very suspiciously and it’s giving me nightmares. For sure, he’s selling kilos of speed-ganja-crack-amphetamine-popper-trips to kiddies and offering buy-one-get-one free deals on knives and guns. He also takes delivery of young Spanish ladies, by the van load, very suspicious, and they never leave the house either. Lots of dodgy-looking geezers keep arriving at odd hours too. And there are loads of wastrels selling knock-off DVDs from his front garden. He offered me a fake passport once too! I tell you he’s a nasty piece of work for sure. And another thing, the tax disc on his car is out of date. His name? I dunno for sure, but his crew of bad-boy yardies refer to him simply as Teflonso. I heard rumours that he’s fleeing to Italy soon so you better act quickly, for sure. He’s very dangerous on approach too, particularly through corners, so I suggest you break-bones first and ask questions later, for sure.

My name? Sorry, I can’t hear you as the line has just gone very bad, for sure. My name? Ooh… ah… erm... Lewis, no, Nelson, Senior, no wait… Junior, yes, that’s it. Sorry, batteries are running out now" (Click).

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:lol: nice

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LOL @ bad-boy yardies Haaaaaa

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Twitter wrote:MidwkMotorsport:

#USF1 announces (the obvious) that their euro base will be at Motorland in Spain. Ken Anderson has just realised that it's not a theme park.