Caption Competition

[raceman]

Badoer or di Montezemolo?

=D>

[Ted68]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/ ... ot_gif.gif
From an old friend....

[385north]

Felipe: Brrp-Brrp, Brrp-Brrp (Click) “Hi, this is Jacques Strap calling from the Scuderia helpdesk. I’m calling about the six tents that Mr Alonso will be bringing to Maranello.

Fernando: “Six tents you say? Hmm, let me think, I er.. hmm, can’t remember ever mentioning that I would be bringing six tents to Ferrari. If a two-times world champion is expected to camp at every race then this is most unacceptable, I, OH, WAIT A MINUTE!!!"

Felipe: (snigger) He-he-he-ha-ha-ha (Click)!

Fernando: “Hey, who is this? Jacques Strap? Hello? Hello? When I get a hold of you Jacques Strap, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my new car red with your brains, for sure”.

[jddh1]

Felipe: Brrp-Brrp, Brrp-Brrp (Click) “Hi, this is Jacques Strap calling from the Scuderia helpdesk. I’m calling about the six tents that Mr Alonso will be bringing to Maranello.

Fernando: “Six tents you say? Hmm, let me think, I er.. hmm, can’t remember ever mentioning that I would be bringing six tents to Ferrari. If a two-times world champion is expected to camp at every race then this is most unacceptable, I, OH, WAIT A MINUTE!!!"

Felipe: (snigger) He-he-he-ha-ha-ha (Click)!

Fernando: “Hey, who is this? Jacques Strap? Hello? Hello? When I get a hold of you Jacques Strap, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my new car red with your brains, for sure”.

HAHAHAHA =D> =D>

"six tents"....brilliant.

[Callum]

385north you are a genious!!!

[Sawtooth-spike]

Schumi was very impressed by buttons helmet

[Confused_Andy]

Schumi was very impressed by buttons helmet

That is a very cool helmet though!

[385north]

Felipe: “Brrp-Brrp, Brrp-Brrp (Click) “Hi, this is Mike Rotch calling from Scuderia HR. I’d like to speak to Mr Alonso”.

Fernando: “For sure, Fernando is speaking”.

Felipe: “Mr Alonso, I have a few questions (snigger) concerning the ‘six temps’ that you will be bringing to Maranello in February.

Fernando: “Six temps you say? I, erm… hmmm, I’m sure all my engineers are full time employees, for sure.

Felipe: “Well, we are just checking that the work permits are all in order and wanted to know if these are the same ‘six temps’ (snigger), that you brought to McLaren?

Fernando: “I brought six temps to McLaren? I don’t think so. I, OH, WAIT A MINUTE!!!"

Felipe: (snigger) He-he-he-ha-ha-ha (Click)!

Fernando: “Hey, who is this prankster? Mike Rotch? Hello? Hello? When I get a hold of Mike Rotch, I will squeeze and squeeze and…! Hello? Hello?

[wesley123]

I understand why you keep on that helmet.



Look alonso cost you too much and i am much better, and because i am younger i will drive for this smaal amoun of alonsos salary

[megz]

Schumi: HOLY ---! It's the Stig!

[qw56q]

Schumi: HOLY ---! It's the Stig!

"don't take my job"

[tk421]

hahah!! you actually think you're a true world champion?!? hahah!!

[gator]

hahah!! you actually think you're a true world champion?!? hahah!!

Love it!!! =D> =D> =D>

[bidong]

I told you!!! I told you!!! Rubens is Ross Brawn's B*tch!

[-X hahahahahahahaha

[Confused_Andy]

In ear: Fernando, this is Jock Clear we'd.....

Fernando: Jock who? I swear to god, when I get my hands on you i swear im gonna cut your head off with my bottle opener!