
Priest: “Leave, in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit; leave through the faith and the prayer of the Church; leave through the sign of the holy Cross of our Lord Jesus Christ”
Webber: “Strewth mate, here we are officially unveiling the new Silverstone layout and you Brit’s are already performing an exorcism on the toilets?
DC: “Actually Mark I thought he was quoting directly from your Red Bull contract?”
Webber: “Or maybe his holiness is simply consecrating the new Abbey Corner in readiness for your notoriously bad racing line?”
Hill: “Look, those are do-it-yourself composting toilets, part of our commitment to using sustainable energies in F1”.
Prince Andrew: “Does this mean your new F-Duct system is blocked already? I only flushed it once”
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