Caption Competition

Post here all non technical related topics about Formula One. This includes race results, discussions, testing analysis etc. TV coverage and other personal questions should be in Off topic chat.
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Priest: “Leave, in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit; leave through the faith and the prayer of the Church; leave through the sign of the holy Cross of our Lord Jesus Christ”

Webber: “Strewth mate, here we are officially unveiling the new Silverstone layout and you Brit’s are already performing an exorcism on the toilets?

DC: “Actually Mark I thought he was quoting directly from your Red Bull contract?”

Webber: “Or maybe his holiness is simply consecrating the new Abbey Corner in readiness for your notoriously bad racing line?”

Hill: “Look, those are do-it-yourself composting toilets, part of our commitment to using sustainable energies in F1”.

Prince Andrew: “Does this mean your new F-Duct system is blocked already? I only flushed it once”


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manchild
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Pope: "AAAAHHH.... MMMMMarlboro, MAAAAARLBOROOOOO... take that away!"
LDM: "Your holiness, don't be scared. We'll give you one with barcode instead."

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Pope: "So where is the F-duct?"
Luca: "We're developing that as we speak. But can we have the blessing on this one at least. We need it because our engines are failing a lot."

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Pope impressed by Ferrari scale model agrees to partner Massa in 2011.

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Pandamasque
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I'm terribly sorry about all the barcodes. That's how it was when I got it the shop. Honestly, I have nothing to do with this.

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:mrgreen:
"I can't take them seriously, it would just be a gimmick. And why would I accept payment in a pile of vintage toasters anyway? It's crazy"

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"I'm just..."
"...worried?"
"Well..."
"About what?"
"I guess about my future."
"What about it?"
"I don't know. Vettel's really..."
"...really what?"
"...Fast."
Loud idiot in red since 2010
United States Grand Prix Club, because there's more to racing than NASCAR

allan
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So, how many children can I fit in the trunk?

autogyro
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Pope: Not very subliminal is it.
or: I have got a bar code on top of my cap to help him upstairs you should try it.

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megz
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AHH GUYS!!! I'm stuck in the plastic bag and suffoc.....

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Hey Guys, look, I can stall my brain with an F-duct for my ear......
"Driving a car as fast as possible (in a race) is all about maintaining the highest possible acceleration level in the appropriate direction." Peter Wright,Techical Director, Team Lotus

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Pandamasque wrote:Image
If only my Lotus was this fast...

sknguy
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"Thank you Martin. As always your comments are ever insightful. But what do you think the purpose is for the red box around it?"

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ArchAngel
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Norbert, on orders from the Mercedes GP board, attempts to covertly recover part of Schumacher's compensation which they feel he has yet to fully earn given his on-track performances to date.
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