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[sknguy]

Knowing that success and failure were measured in milliseconds, the Ferrari mechanic stood poised and tense, as he anxiously awaited the arrival of his teammate and the portable brake duct cooling fan.

[andrew]

[Mandrake]

Last year you could have written "With Vettel even MSC can win a trophy"

But unfortunately this year it was Michael scoring for team Germany....

[andrew]

F1 driver / pasta sauce ambassador

[WhiteBlue]

The 2010 season



Vettel: It was unbelievable. I wore out my finger. But that's racing.
Alonso: 108 points is probably the biggest gap that I have ever had to a team-mate and that makes me happy
Massa: If you give my German points back the gap would be only 94, that is 38 real points
Webber: Hey mate, did you forget 2008 when you toasted Piquet with a 42 points gap?
Hamilton: Wow, yeah big Crashgate points that year for Fernando..
Button: He's got a habit of making Felipe happy...

[385north]

[andrew]

Surely that is the best opportunity to use the "Fernando is faster than you" comment? Speed not always a good thing!

[Pandamasque]

Very magnanimous. I'll explain later.

[Shrek]

it's later

[Formula None]

MrE: My helicopter's right out back here, Jean.

MrT: Its only one flight of stairs, Bernie.

Addendum: I will now refer to Jean Todt as MrT from now one. I pity the fool who don't do the same.

[andrew]

That's can't work. MrT would not point out the number of stairs. In fact he would not be so relaxed about the prospect of getting into a heelyocopter or one of those winged contraptions. Know your A-Team history! I pity the fool who doesn't know his A-Team history!!!

[Giblet]

@Andrew - Changed your tune on animated avatars I see.

[andrew]

Yep, this one seemed appropriate for a motorsport forum!

[Giblet]

Yep. Flyinfrog used to have it and other smiley ones as well, but he's since gone all 'cat' like pandamasque.

[doopie2you]