Heidfeld = Heidi (lives in Switzerland now), Quick Nick (very old one)
Button = Buttocks, Spike (the bloke from the Notting Hill film)
Alonso = Alsoslow
DC= square face
Ralf= Half
Kimi=iceman, gorilla suit
Rosberg=Britney (definitely the most common name for him)
Barrichello=Twobens, Rubhino
Massa= Bulk, Felipe Baby
MSC=Schumi, the Cobbler, Regengott, Red Baron
Trulli= train man
Fisichella=Fisico
JPM=One problem Montoya, MacDonalds
Vettel=Vitel, baby Schumi, baby face, Kate's dirty date
Hamilton=Hamster
Kubica=the Kube
Webber=Webbo