Caption Competition

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Ciro Pabón
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Hamiltjango unchained

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jagunx51
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hollus
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Alonso: I am so happy that you chose Hamilton to be my team mate. With a rookie in the other car I'll enjoy the whole support of the team and win many DWCs!
Rivals, not enemies.

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no, he is definitely not insane

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hollus wrote:Alonso: I am so happy that you chose Hamilton to be my team mate. With a rookie in the other car I'll enjoy the whole support of the team and win many DWCs!
=D> i like the ironic doom hanging in that comment =D> :lol:
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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turbof1
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(Opposed to how you'd normally threat old folks, don't be gentle with this. Just don't)
#AeroFrodo

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rohit1594
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Bernie: "I could never drive cars bigger than this much..."

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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."~William Shakespeare

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adrianjordan
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One is genius who could sell ice to eskimos....

...the other runs Formula 1....
Favourite driver: Lando Norris
Favourite team: McLaren

Turned down the chance to meet Vettel at Silverstone in 2007. He was a test driver at the time and I didn't think it was worth queuing!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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:mrgreen:
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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turbof1
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Stereotypically dumb down for religious nuts. The budget for a top nascar team is 6.5m, yet a top earning driver earns minimal 21m (hocus pocus money), a pitstop (I assume the time needed to change wheels) takes 7s instead of the real 3s in F1 (nothing can change tyres faster then God!), windtunnel testing suddenly is quality assurance (make sure it doesn't have holes!) and wings are meant to cut through wind instead of, dumbing it down, catch it (Look Billy, them damn Godless machines cut through our Lord's breeze like our converters cut through corn plants!).

I feel dumber already.

(Note that this is not an attempt to insult the average American or religious people; rather using a stereotype for humor.)
#AeroFrodo

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sometimes we just need a down to earth laugh on stuff that makes no sense :wink:
i think the "lots of dents" pointer was clear enough about that :wink:

i'm a found lover of Monty Python. it's good to laugh when there's so much serious stuff going on :P

anyway. just wanted to share.
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"

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turbof1 wrote:http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/wp-content/u ... eccl-4.jpg

(Opposed to how you'd normally threat old folks, don't be gentle with this. Just don't)
I'm not joking, her backside is this big! she looks like Scherzinger with a pair of Pirelli's down her trousers. She didn't break the internet unfortunately.
Forza Jules

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SectorOne
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The Kimster smiling, now we all can die happy.

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