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i don't think i've facepalmed about any company or thing as much as i have with 'rich energy' ever
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"
Well, it seems like they are struggling, and even their marketing department has not been spared. In the spirits of mutual arsistance, botherhood and good shill, I offer my list of open-source free-too-nick share-alike turnkey energy drinks brand names and adverdrivel.
ThunderJolt, lightning your mood one can at a time. Upper Supper, for when you don't have time sit down for a proper meal. Perthquake! Oi, a roight Aussie crock stompa. Argh! (To be marketed as Death Adder in Australian home market to avoid insult. Geared toward accountants and students prepping for maths exams.) Caffmean, or the sugar-free version, Cafflean. TonicBoom. Break the taste of sound.
Feeling like you're always falling downhill? Chug Avalaunch, and start falling up. Formula Won, because you're already awesome and we're the best. Auburn Auroch, gives you flappy bits. Black Yak, gives you lift generating surfaces. Flaxen Oxen, gives you certain bird-like features. TeaNTea, it's two teas in one. Ka-boom.
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"
I have bought a 3 pack from Amazon, just so I can say that I am sure they existed ...
I wouldn't drink them you might need to use them as evidence in court. And if possession is 9 tens of of the law you might now be the rightful owner of a company worth negative millions that they owe to everyone else lol
"Explain the ending to F1 in football terms"
"Hamilton was beating Verstappen 7-0, then the ref decided F%$& rules, next goal wins
while also sending off 4 Hamilton players to make it more interesting"
