Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Morteza » Sat May 25, 2019 3:57 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Ted68 » Sat May 25, 2019 8:09 pm

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"Of course, Mattia will be a great manager."
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by GTO99 » Sat May 25, 2019 10:48 pm

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Ciao, buongiorno. I will be your waiter today, what can I get for you?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Ringleheim » Sun May 26, 2019 7:01 am

GTO99 wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 10:48 pm
https://www.grandprix247.com/wp-content ... inotto.jpg

Ciao, buongiorno. I will be your waiter today, what can I get for you?
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Re: Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Tea » Sun May 26, 2019 4:49 pm

5 Million??? they only gave me 3. I don't think we could beat them anyway though.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Ted68 » Sun May 26, 2019 5:04 pm

No, Cyril, you were wonderful. I meant to call but I get so busy here. C'mon, after the race I'll buy you a drink and we'll just see where it goes, OK, babe?
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by roon » Thu May 30, 2019 9:33 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by subcritical71 » Thu May 30, 2019 9:40 pm

To the tune of The Doors.... "This is the end, Beautiful friend,This is the end, My only friend, The end"... Wow that was close!

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by zeph » Thu May 30, 2019 10:50 pm

roon wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 9:33 pm
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My first thought was "STROLL CHASES DOWN COMPETITION" but then I realized it was Perez. Bummer.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Manoah2u » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:30 pm

But honestly, that video almost stopped my heart, i had to watch it like 10 times to believe what just happened and how insanely lucky those guys were and to be honest, how underratedly brilliant (even though you might say he 'just went straight on') Perez drove to avoid collision. if he veered off to the left, chances are extremely high he would have slipped sideways due to the cold tires, and smashed into the marshall because of that, or, if he completely slammed his brakes, he could have still smashed into them because he couldnt steer anymore.
i'm still mindfc*ed on that entire incident.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by roon » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:04 pm

bdr529 wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:01 pm
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Andres125sx » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:11 pm

New air warmer to reduce air density behind your car and decrease DF in the car trying to pass

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by GTO99 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:29 pm

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/photos/ca ... /44737361/

I don't know how Mattia is going to get more down force on our beautiful car.
Look, it's so light that it's floating and it's taking all 5 of us to keep it from being blown away by the wind.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by djos » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:11 am

Andres125sx wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:11 pm
New air warmer to reduce air density behind your car and decrease DF in the car trying to pass
Looks like racing point are trying a new form of blown diffuser. :mrgreen:
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