dans79 wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:00 pm
Can someone translate this to English?
Any time I let chrome/google translate Italian to English, the result reads like it was written by a drunk Yoda.
here we go
"Happy ending year and better new year
So, because this is a place dedicated to marked Ferrari drives, those are the men on which 2020 branded joys and disappointments will depend.
CAMILLERI: I have already said that the CAMILLERI CEO does not even mind me. I still have to understand if he has understood where he is, but it is worth trying.
BINOTTO: claws are dripping with good nature (it's a joke, he means it looks benevolent but has claws), he knows what he wants and loves the cause, it would be better for him to better value the most competent collaborators, only that he is sometimes afraid of his shadow and this is not good.
ROSATO: intended as GINONE, Ferrari’s Highlander, the last immortal like Ciro from GOMORRA, survived any purge. Untouchable Foreign Minister of the Red and fortunately, I add.
CARDILE SANCHEZ RESTA: The trio holding the 2020 single-seater project in their hands. Since Fraboni and Zimmermann's power unit is not a problem, it all depends on them. I think it would not be bad to listen to RESTA a little more, all the more after the last unexciting results in the simulator and in the wind tunnel (about 2018 and 2019 without RESTA i think..). But I, notoriously, always think badly.
TOGNINALLI: It is not a typo, I am not quoting the ex minister Toninelli, master of gaffes. None knows Engineer Matteo TOGNINALLI but he is Binotto's true right hand. Decisive, for better or for worse.
MEKIES: Sports director, more or less. He is very good at it, but in quoting Chandok in the pro Vettel appeal for Canada he caught the classic banana peel. It would not be bad to involve him more on strategies.
RUEDA: the man of the in race "calls". Perennially poised between the genius license and the cracker label. A middle ground might be fine.
SILVIA: Ferrari’s PR, heir of Colajanni, Bisignani, Antonini. Sometimes badly adviced, however better than some predecessors. He deserves to write the message of the final and world victory. Maybe in 2021, maybe.
VETTEL: Pissed off for many reasons, like "I play because I wear the ball". It will entertain us and fasten your seat belts, Sebastian (stop) is alive and fight together with all the trolls. (trolls? Maybe Vettel is a Turrini’s Blog user? :O )
LECLERC: By now Carletto has only Hamilton in mind and it is to be understood, both in 2020 and in perspective 2021. Someone could kindly lend him the mobile number of John Elkann, to suggest that he avoid etc. (Lec doesnt want Hamilton in the team