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[DaveKillens]

Comment from Sebastien vettel in an interview. He's funny.

Q: You replaced veteran David Coulthard at Red Bull. Can you guess how many interviews he sat through during his F1 career?
SV: He was in Formula One for 15 years, so my guess is that it is probably three times the amount of women he had - something around 30,000?

http://www.formula1.com/news/interviews ... /9106.html

[ben_watkins]

"Gutted from Stevenage"

[Metar]

Comment from Sebastien vettel in an interview. He's funny.

Q: You replaced veteran David Coulthard at Red Bull. Can you guess how many interviews he sat through during his F1 career?
SV: He was in Formula One for 15 years, so my guess is that it is probably three times the amount of women he had - something around 30,000?

http://www.formula1.com/news/interviews ... /9106.html

Last year, he also delivered this little gem, I think at Istanbul?

"When you push, you start to feel your balls in your pants! It was interesting and I like it." - Sebastian Vettel.

[jddh1]

from now on, I will make sure I read Vettel comments. seems like a fun dude.

[shir0]

I knew it wasn't a fluke. I vaguely remember seeing Seb "Schumi" in a video clip of a German noon time show (with a sleezy host wearing dark shades), sitting next to Salma Hayek (who's wearing a deep neck-line drindl), and he can't help himself looking down into her monster-bosoms. That green minded kid is really going places, I betcha.






VETTEL: YEP! Those aren't vague at all...

or as he would say (or as google language tools think he would say...)

VETTEL: Diese sind verdammt riesig!

[djos]

from now on, I will make sure I read Vettel comments. seems like a fun dude.

This one is a ripper:

Car 15 SEBASTIAN VETTEL, 1st Practice P9, 2nd Practice P3

"The heat in Malaysia is always a surprise, even if you're here for a couple of days before you jump in the car. It's very hot with the suit and everything and, no matter how much you prepare, the first outing is always a bad surprise - but, you quickly adapt. Every time you come in to the box it's like you've been in the shower. Fortunately I've got a bag with dry ice in it, which I put next to my balls, so at least they stay nice and cool! Today went well, with smooth running. We ran through our programme, did a lot of laps and got a lot of information about our tyres. There were no major problems with either car, so it was a good day."

http://www.markwebber.com/news/details. ... ectID=2182

No wonder he and Webbo get along so well, they are both just a couple of lads!

[Belatti]

Whaz doz thiz zuppoz to mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4GlesCQpfA

[KeiB]

I knew it wasn't a fluke. I vaguely remember seeing Seb "Schumi" in a video clip of a German noon time show (with a sleezy host wearing dark shades), sitting next to Salma Hayek (who's wearing a deep neck-line drindl), and he can't help himself looking down into her monster-bosoms. That green minded kid is really going places, I betcha.






VETTEL: YEP! Those aren't vague at all...

or as he would say (or as google language tools think he would say...)

VETTEL: Diese sind verdammt riesig!

the sleezy looking host your talking about ... ain't that Karl Lagerfield? Oh my Seb is going to a lot... of places

[zgred]

No need to comment.



Let's stay young forever

[zgred]

Kubica: "Mario, I think we are little bit behind with this car..."

[Giblet]

Kubica: "Mario, I think we are little bit behind with this car..."

Or

"...and Kubica has the safety car at the 1/8th mile. Thats the beauty about bracket racing, anyone can race anyone else"

[tahadar]

Kubica: "Mario, I think we are little bit behind with this car..."

HAHAH

[zgred]

"Brum brum brummmmm....."

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

[geordie racer]

Buemi..."You know that film Tokio Drift?! Vin Diesel aint got nothing on me!"

[mikhak]

Heikki: "Screw this, i'm taking a short cut"