Caption Competition

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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Flav: So this is what you do. Wait outside turn 1 and as the cars come take that off. Hopefully the distracted drivers will keep going straight letting ours who have seen them already get through.

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"Here's those fuel corrected aggregate times you wanted me to compile from last seasons tests and this race, Mr. Falvio, but my Data Center was experiencing a slight load leveling imbalance and I had to compile all of these times with my HP calculator. Sorry it took me so long, but I rattled it off as soon as my nails were finished drying. Anything else?"
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Thank you very much, and for my next question, I'd like to ask Kimi Raikonnen a few questions. Kimi .......

Kimi ...?

KIMI !!!!!!

aw geez, Timo, will you please wake him up?
Racing should be decided on the track, not the court room.

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Damn she's hot!
Is that Gregoraci?

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Timo: If I use the softs early in the race, perhaps I can get an upper hand on the front the Red Bulls and Brawns. Don't think it will rain so it should be ok. I should remind myself to tell the engineers to give me a little bit more wing for the mid-sector. I should write that down so I don't forget.

Nelson: I need 2100 more experience points on Call of Duty. Then I get to unlock the Desert Eagle gun. Oh boy, it'll be a long night tonight.

Bobby K: Damn BMW. I told them not to give up last year. Now look at us: we suck now and we did that even when giving up last season when we had a chance. My therapist told me to laugh this off or I'd go insane.

Kimi:

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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Hold me brother, I'm flying, I'M FLYING!!!!

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Rare photo of Senna testing Lotus' stillborn entry into the Karting world.
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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jddh1 wrote:
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Damn she's hot!
Is that Gregoraci?

I'm sure she is, based on the fact that Flav is talking to her, but I can't see her face, so how can you tell?
Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute

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"Dude, I was playing Guitar Hero last night and I heard this awesome song. Gah! what was that song called? It goes like this"
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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Ralf to self: I dunno about this, "she" looks a bit like a tranny! :o
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Team Radio: Mario, I don't think this is the way to make this car hot...

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I really hope she is a girl he must have thought :mrgreen: