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Tom Castellani
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The road to success is 20,832 meters long...
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tk421
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modbaraban wrote:Softer compound for the rears. Traction problems?
:lol: Well played sir!
Best regards. I guess this explains why I'm not at my post!
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It doesn't reflect well on us.
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Vettel in F1 version of Spanish Corrida.
Vetel: Show me Your Spanish balls Torero!!!

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Glock: Or maybe it was right left and than right?...

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Team Radio: Mario, something is wrong with this aero... Maybe You mounted it upside down?...

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Team Radio: Frack!.. Nelson wake up man, You are not playing Tokio drift there!!! Aren't You? You are banned from Play Station for a week!

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Team Radio: Frack!.. No Play Station for a month!!!
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Nico has a new challenger for the girliest hair of the drivers in the paddock.
"It could be done manually. It would take quite a while, but it could be done. There is however a much more efficient and accurate way of getting the data. Men with lasers." Wing Commander Andy Green
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yeah, have they checked out the running yet?
Formula One's fundamental ethos is about success coming to those with the most ingenious engineering and best .............................. organization, not to those with the biggest budget. (Dave Richards)
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Free Practice 1 sees FIF1 slash lap times by ditching the cars.
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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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Bruno Senna lays out his plan to take over F1...and then the world!!!
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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Ted68
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After most of the team has left for home, Schumacher waits for Raikonen to finish Q1.
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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megz
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It's things like that which make the budget cap look like a good idea...
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Schumacher: He's kept me waiting a while now. This is not acceptable. Has anybody seen my bitch?

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Jenson: there, there, Rubens. Don't worry. I'll protect you from nasty wasty Michael. He's old news. You're my bitch now, aren't you?
Rubens: I..er ...
Jenson: Say it.
Rubens: ..ok, ok...yes, sir Master Jenson sir. Thank you for letting me be your bitch.
Jenson: Good boy.
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Schumacher: He's kept me waiting a while now. This is not acceptable. Has anybody seen my bitch?

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Jenson: there, there, Rubens. Don't worry. I'll protect you from nasty wasty Michael. He's old news. You're my bitch now, aren't you?
Rubens: I..er ...
Jenson: Say it.
Rubens: ..ok, ok...yes, sir Master Jenson sir. Thank you for letting me be your bitch.
Jenson: Good boy.
So, Washngo, howlong were you in prison?
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.
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