Caption Competition

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StrFerrari4Ever
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mx_tifosi wrote:FAIL :lol:

Thats obviously a Toro Rosso without help from RBR.
Oi Easy Mate that was when the Toro Rosso factory was hit by an earthquake that was the only brave soul working :P

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LM: “Steffano”

SD: “Boss?”

LM: “What technological DOWN-grades do we have for Valencia?”

SD: “Well boss, we AH… AH… HA-HA-HA, very good boss! You very funny man, but you know it takes uno early birdo to catch a big succosa worm like clever Steffano with your cheeky play on big words”.

LM: (sliding a soon to be clenched fist into a size 3 Fendi leatherette driving glove – complete with hand-embroided ‘Cavallino Rampante’ black prancing stallion on a yellow shield) “Well?”

SD: “Well-what boss?”

LM: “Madre di Enzo – WHAT DO WE HAVE THAT WILL MAKE US GO FASTER IN SPAIN!!!”

SD: “Well, since you ask boss, we have a new carbon fibre hot beverage mug to give us big speed advantage when hauling the Scuderia around the globe! It’s also ideal for the F1 back-packers and camping enthusiasts too, for whom weight is an issue, which is why we also plan to introduce a full range of kitchen utensils for Spa, to really WOW the camping crowds”.

“Clever Stefano, eh boss, eh?”

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Fernando: Hey stefano, did Kimi agreed to leave next year?

Stefano: well i ask him to take 12.5 mill but he said no.

Fernando: then?

Setfano: well i knew he's gonna say that so i immediately offered him an ice cream and a bottle of vodka, looks like he is happy to leave for that.

Fernando: What? what an idiot..

Stefano: yeahh
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Mafster
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Juan: See? i told you not to let Kimi drink... now see what he has done in there. he is throwing up all over the garage, including my car..
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Mafster
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Ok Juan, Please.. now can you open your Mind like "This Much" and try to understand why you cant take your team mate off the track while racing...?
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Mafster
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Ralf: No wait.. Please, i drop me candy bad in there somwehere, Please let me find it..

Race Marshall: No Ralf there isnt any candy bar.. see thats all i found after a hour search in there, a porn magazine... here you take it.
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Mafster wrote:Image
Juan: Where is the door?! How can you be such a team that you dont have any doors?!
Team: I Note that down, oonneee dooorrr ffooorrr Juuaa...wait, the door is opened!
Juan: No it's not, i can clearly see through so there is no door in it.
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wesley123 wrote:Juan: Where is the door?! How can you be such a team that you dont have any doors?!
Team: I Note that down, oonneee dooorrr ffooorrr Juuaa...wait, the door is opened!
Juan: No it's not, i can clearly see through so there is no door in it.
Dude! Thanks for the flashback. I had a similar discussion with one of my ex-wives about a shower door I forgot I had taken off for repair. I don't drink anymore. LOL.
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megz
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modbaraban wrote:Image
A mouth like that would be good for being...

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Rob W
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I don't know if anyone here has seen the new Tarantino film Inglorious Basterds - which is hilarious by the way - but the actor who plays the SS 'hunter' Col Hans Landa would have to be the first pick if ever a film was made about Michael Schumacher. All I could think of in the opening scene is how much his mannerisms and way of talking were like exactly like Michael's. He even looks like him in many parts of the film.

Christoph Waltz...
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monkeyboy1976 wrote:Image
grrrrr, I told you the Ferrari is mine; don't you listen?

cradckk, here goes your neck :twisted:

Stefano/Luca, let's roll \:D/

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I thought this was an Caption competition, not let-make-the-lamest-photoshop-chop tread, but if you want, continue... ;)
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