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[modbaraban]

[StrFerrari4Ever]

Driver:"So you going Ferrai in 2010 Nando?"
Alonso:"I can't say it's top secret"
Driver:"Fine don't say! unless you want me to tell the world where you get your 6 Tenths from"
Alonso:"No please okay I am going to race for Ferrari Kimi well his going to be racing somewhere I don't have enough information on where he'll race but his ass is out of Ferrari "
Driver:"I see I see that will be 4 Dollars please "
Alonso:"Son of A "

[Ted68]

Fernando Franco!

[Mr Alcatraz]

Hail Caesar!!

[Ted68]

[Giblet]

Squeeze my crotch and it makes my tongue stick out.

See?

[jddh1]

Fernando: Hey, Gillette, how about sponsoring me?

[modbaraban]

A local man showing that he can do Alonso's job with his eyes closed

[qw56q]

Alonso: 'It feels like im becoming the victim of Piquet, once again'
Girl: 'And what do you feel with that?'

hold on is that his wife?

[ISLAMATRON]

hope not, she looks pretty beat up, probly about the whole crash gate thing, or maybe because PK doesnt drive for the team any more

[wrcsti]

Maybe PK can crashes harder in bed.

[Sawtooth-spike]

Hecki, i have some good news and bad news! Well when i say good news i really mean Bad!

[raceman]

schooomi's neck injury explained

double post

look at page 111 of this thread itself

[JRE]

Don't yell like that, please. My former manager used to do that to my former teammate...

[Confused_Andy]

Whitmarsh: Hekki, at the moment theres a problem, we have 2 other drivers for 2010
Hekki: Oh cool, so the FIA agreed to 3 cars
Whitmarsh: Ummm, no.
Hekki: Oh.