Caption Competition

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Team radio: 1:19.279 +6,191
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hahaha! fantastic!

its funny cos its true! :lol:
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I have this one backwards. I have a silly real quote, but I need a pic. Maybe Jenson's full moon needs to modified, if you really think you can zoom in and work on his ass for a while without getting too uncomfortable.

And backmarkers weren't the only pain in the backside for Jenson. "In this heat all the surfaces on the car and in the cockpit get incredibly hot. As I was getting out I burnt my left buttock on an electrical box," said Jenson, and he indicated that Vettel could massage it later.
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Giblet wrote:I have this one backwards. I have a silly real quote, but I need a pic. Maybe Jenson's full moon needs to modified, if you really think you can zoom in and work on his ass for a while without getting too uncomfortable.

And backmarkers weren't the only pain in the backside for Jenson. "In this heat all the surfaces on the car and in the cockpit get incredibly hot. As I was getting out I burnt my left buttock on an electrical box," said Jenson, and he indicated that Vettel could massage it later.[\b]


Is that any type of suggestion??? :shock:

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Giblet wrote:I have this one backwards. I have a silly real quote, but I need a pic. Maybe Jenson's full moon needs to modified, if you really think you can zoom in and work on his ass for a while without getting too uncomfortable.

And backmarkers weren't the only pain in the backside for Jenson. "In this heat all the surfaces on the car and in the cockpit get incredibly hot. As I was getting out I burnt my left buttock on an electrical box," said Jenson, and he indicated that Vettel could massage it later.[\b]


Is that any type of suggestion??? :shock:


Which part, about making a funny picture with his bum in it, or the part about Vettel?

Obviously a joke amongst men who are comfortable in their shoes and sexuality. If you can basically land any girl you want, it's OK to make jokes along those lines.

Vettel has one of the brightest senses of humor in the sport, so obviously the joke was made to get straight back to him.
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he indicated that Vettel could massage it later.
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Rubens: "My massage comes with a Brazilian Wax" :shock:
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Giblet wrote:.....
eh? :roll:

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Go ahead Richard, don't be afraid to speak up. Don't be afraid to quote.

Eye rolling at what could be very funny, I don't get it.
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For those that remember Special Officer Doofy from Scary Movie! Link
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Rubens wrote:Hey Seb! Smell my finger..
Seb wrote:Ergh! What the hell is that?!
Rubens wrote:My ass!!
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USF1 claim they have loads of Tubs!

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RAF wrote:USF1 claim they have loads of Tubs!
They had us fooled all along, they're making tubs, not toasters. =D> =D>

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RAF wrote:USF1 claim they have loads of Tubs!
They had us fooled all along, they're making tubs, not toasters. =D> =D>
The Toasters were their version of KERS..
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