Caption Competition

[jddh1]

Seb V: Max, I'm not into that stuff old man.
Newey: How the hell did he get in there?

[Ray]

.........and that's the part that makes her Kate's dirty sister........

[raceman]

Mechanic - "I got rid of those spark plugs. Sold them to Ferrari."

quite a cheeky one

[raceman]

when will the problems with this car get over??

[raceman]

when will the problems with this car get over??




uhmm, don't know buddy; I am myself confused over joining here.....

Lotus is way ahead from us; Branson's gonna surely wear air hostess' dress on Tony's airline ( )

[monkeyboy1976]

[monkeyboy1976]

[monkeyboy1976]

note: to be fair, these three images could have been happily at home in the Schumacher bashing threads.

[sknguy]

"Oh damn. Look over there. He's gonna to foul the works with his chest hairs again."

[HungryHebbo]

note: to be fair, these three images could have been happily at home in the Schumacher bashing threads.

This one's on the BBC website with the caption: "Four-time blah blah blah...while a Mercedes employee hangs on for the ride"

Do they not know who Shuv is?!

[Pup]

Fearing that his bad-boy image would fade after Hamilton's arrest, Schumacher headed into town. His scooter had been modified to exceed the local noise ordinance by over two and a quarter decibels, and he was looking for trouble.

[horse]

^

Here's my attempt:



After feeling something hard and pointy in the small of his back, Michael wished he hadn't offered Shov' a lift to the shops .

[sknguy]

Ever the perfectionist, Michael visualizes his next bathroom break.

[zgred]

Franz Tost: Don't worry we will not drop You until European GP. Our next driver needs to finish high-school first.




Guy: As Schumacher and Ferrari fan I would like to express my confusion…




Mechanic: Timo wake up! Where are You?




Boy: Sorry Mr., do You know where is Fernando Alonso?




Jarno: Where we made wrong turn Timo? Where?

[Pandamasque]

Blocking became an issue in Qualifying.

Schumacher involved in controversy again after trying to block Alonso's car in the pits.