Caption Competition

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"Yes Martin that is a new altitude record for the Valencia Circuit. And to top that off, it appears to have beaten the overall record set by Ralf Schumacher at Melbourne in 2002. What a bold and spectacular move."

"Well, now Webber was carrying far more speed than Ralf did in '02 wasn't he? Even though Rubens had positioned his car almost perfectly to aid that launch. But full credit to both Mark and Heikki."

"What do you think David?"

"Well Jonathan, It was just a matter of time you know. Although the V10 would have the power advantage it just wouldn't have matched the V8's inertial performance. Not to take anything away from Mark, but there's just no way the V10 could perform as well, and in the denser air at sea level."

"So there you have it. Not only a Valencia record but an overall record too. I suppose a lot of the credit should go to the architect Adrian Newey, and team Lotus too for building a sturdy car."

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What?... No really, what?

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No, it is not just about tyres to wellies.....
Ron Dennis wrote:It is also about encouraging young people to take up paths in science and engineering.
Formula One's fundamental ethos is about success coming to those with the most ingenious engineering and best .............................. organization, not to those with the biggest budget. (Dave Richards)

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I sure hope they drained the fluids.

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Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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Eat your shorts, Michael Knight!

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Mosley; Luca just sign this document and it will all be alright.
Luca's mind: I do not want to sign this, Third car, Third car, I Am Not gonna Sign this
Luca: Ahh i am having an headache, i think i'll go
"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender

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While Red Bull introduced their new overtake system in Valencia 2010!
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McLaren already introduced it last year, at the Nürbürgring. That is why they made such a spectacular comeback!
What does IDK means?? (someone) i dont know (other dude) OMG no one knows

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Luca: I hope he doesn't see me and invite me to one of his soirees.
Mosley: Whilst you're here Luca, myself and some friends are having a little get together...
Luca: (gritted teeth) Oh crap(!) Keep smiling for the cameras.
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Ron Dennis outlines new testing procedure for the up and coming blown diffuser, to be introduced at Silverstone. "As you can see we can pop wheelies on ceiling."
"Driving a car as fast as possible (in a race) is all about maintaining the highest possible acceleration level in the appropriate direction." Peter Wright,Techical Director, Team Lotus

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The F-RB6 on the Take off

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Ron Dennis was completely upside down of the mirrored type of Withmarsh's running of the McLaren group
"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender

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"Anyone have the phone number for those guys in Austin?"
Heaven: Where the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Greek, the mechanics are German, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: Where the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and it is all organized by the Greeks.

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I think that Mark's Takeoff failed due to a team's mistake. After being awake all night (as said by the team) they glued in Mark's car the wrong checklist:
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