Caption Competition

[hugobos]

This is it, i am gonna call Bernie, i want my own grandprix.

[andrew]

Putin: "Hey, this would be good for F1 track. Better get Bernie on the blower. Darn it there's the Rozzers! I get caught driving whilst on the phone again it's the slammer for me! I know, I out drive them! If that fails, Judo chop!"

OR

Putin: "What are those doing up there? Wait a minute....."

[agungn51]

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[RAF]

[RAF]

Bernie teams up with Brucey to make F1 more exciting...

[higgi91]

I was gonna win the championship until I got high,
I gonna beat my teammate but then I got high....

[andrew]

If you are going to rip off my version of Beceause I Got High by Afroman, at least do it rigth like I did! Bloomin' amatuers!!

[manchild]

I love this!



I wasn't gonna hit Villeneuve, but I got high
I was gonna let him pass, but then I got high
FIA took away all my points, and I know why, 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high

[andrew]

Jeez! If you are going to do an Afroman take off put some effort into it. Do the whole song!



Roll another blunt
yeuh! ohhh hooo oohh
dadaa da da
la da daa (ioe)
ladadada (ioe)
ladadada

uh yeah..

i was gonna clean my pit box
until i got high
i was gonna get up and find the broom
but then i got high

my box is still messed up
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

i was gonna go to drive this merc but i got high (cmon) (check it out)
i couldve cheated
and i couldve passed
but i got high (uh uh)
im taking the next corner
and i know why (why man) (yeah heeyyyy)
(go to the next go to the next go to the next)

i was gonna go to race
before i got high
i was gonna win a race
but then i got high
they took my whole paycheck
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladidada dadaa

i wasnt gonna run midfield
but i was high (im serious man)
i was gonna pull away from everyone
but i was high
now im a parroplegic (hahahaha)
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladidada dadaa

i was gonna make a massive comeback (ohhh)
but then i got high (im serious)
i was gonna make all the fools eat their words too (ohhhh)
but then i got high (you trippin you trippin)
now im languishing in 10th (ahhhhahaa)
and i know why (turn this s*** off)
cause i got high (keep going, they do that over here)
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

mercedes messed up my entire year cos they got high (go go go)
i lost my status because i got high (go go go say what say what say what)
now im sleeping on the sidewalk
and i know why
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

imma stop singing this song because im high
im singing this whole thing wrong
because im high
and if i dont sell one copy
i dont know why (why man)
cause im high
cause im high
cause im high

(are you really high old man)
lada da dadada
(he really is high man, get jiggy wit it)
skippy dee whaa
*fades*

There! I done it!

Hey manchild, at least Schumacher never killed his engine on the final lap of a race 'cos he was going too slow and lost an easy race win! Nor does he have to resort to selling car insurance but best of all, at least Schumacher didn't need 10kg of Lurpack to ease his passage into an F1 car cockpit on his come back!

[omar2726]

If we got effort points here, I think we already know who the winner is! Lol.

[RAF]

If we got effort points here, I think we already know who the winner is! Lol.

Oi! some credit for actually photoshopping the picture...

[Shrek]

Russia GP 2014

[Richard]

^^^ Bernie unveils how he finally persuaded Kimi Raikkonen to return to F1

[andrew]

Ice Road F***ers.

(Apologies for the vulgarity)

[omar2726]

Karun: Where's my car?
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Sakon(in the car): &#$%* Who's got my steering wheel?!

P.S. I very much like Karun to have a drive. Too bad for him.