F1 mysteries

[Ciro Pabón]

Hey, I already told that one, Formula None! I demand copyright. I fail to understand why it is so hard to read a post of 1.500 words.

Besides, Richard, as the article says, the name of the engine factory of Pollock is Pure.

They don't stand a chance of selling it to Red Bull.

Imagine the name in the championship standings: Pure Bull.

Wrong name.

[Formula None]

How many lame jokes can I write in 20 minutes?

I counted 30, so 1.5/minute, which is OK but the caption thread generally has even higher RPMs (rotten puns per minute), so don't feel too bad.

[Ciro Pabón]

So, you can count but you can't read...

Don't feel bad: it's a start.

You have 666 posts, FN. Shudder.

Quick! Write another post! Before it's too late!

[Formula None]

Hey, I already told that one, Formula None! I demand copyright. I fail to understand why it is so hard to read a post of 1.500 words.

I don't see it there in your post. I call slander. What is the penalty for slander on this forum?

So, you can count but you can't read...

One out of three ain't bad.

Don't feel bad: it's a start.

You have 666 posts, FN. Shudder.

Quick! Write another post! Before it's too late!

What do Bernie and Satan have in common? Both misunderstood. Wait, that's not it is it?

[andrew]

If Scotland designed an engine for F1- Wait, scratch that, they'd just push the car to save on petrol.

It wouldn't work!

If Carlsberg made an F1 engine, would it be the best F1 engine ever?

You have 666 posts, FN ....

That was my extension number at my last work. Stayed there 5 years and I was still getting the obvious joke not long before I left.

[Formula None]

Is Vettel the Antichrist?

Is it possible The Book had a typo way back when (no spell check you know), and 666 is actually the sign of the best?

[bot6]

If fanboys are fans, why aren't they cooler?

That, my friend, is a work of art.

[Formula None]

If fanboys are fans, why aren't they cooler?

That, my friend, is a work of art.

I must concur. Which brings you down to 1.45 RPM, Ciro. The goal is to get your RPM as low as possible without stalling.

[Ciro Pabón]

I don't see it there in your post. I call slander. What is the penalty for slander on this forum?

They make you moderator. It's a cruel and unusual punishment, I'd say. Thank heaven I already did my time, so I've learned not to slander (or to be a Ferrari fan. mx_tifosi will never leave the jail, if you ask me).

The "joke" I thought resembled yours was this one:

... In South America we don't have engines. At all. That's why South Americans are so successful in Formula One: if you can do over 300 kph without an engine then it's easy when you have one.

That's why down here we call it For Mule One (omg, I'm stalling! Terrain, terrain... pull up, pull up).

Thanks, bot6, you're very kind. I hope you have a nice day, you've already made mine better.

[andrew]

That's why down here we call it For Mule One (omg, I'm stalling! Terrain, terrain... pull up, pull up).

So is this what you watch every other Sunday?



Here we see Fernando Alonso engaged in a For Mule One race. Note the donkeys ears. These have to pass a load test to ensure that they do not flex backwards too much.

[beelsebob]

If Carlsberg made an F1 engine, would it be the best F1 engine ever?

No, it would be deeply unsatisfying and then cause you to leak fluids everywhere.

[Formula None]

Here we see Jenson Button engaged in a For Mule One race. Note the donkeys ears. These have to pass a load test to ensure that they do not flex backwards too much.

I believe that is Alonso. Also, looks to be a test mule. Note the "flow viz" coming out the exhaust. Is it just me or are the legs asymmetric? They say these can gallop on the ceiling at full trot.

[Formula None]

I don't see it there in your post. I call slander. What is the penalty for slander on this forum?

They make you moderator. It's a cruel and unusual punishment, I'd say. Thank heaven I already did my time, so I've learned not to slander (or to be a Ferrari fan. mx_tifosi will never leave the jail, if you ask me).

The "joke" I thought resembled yours was this one:

... In South America we don't have engines. At all. That's why South Americans are so successful in Formula One: if you can do over 300 kph without an engine then it's easy when you have one.

.

I humbly apologize. I shall flagellate myself as St. Max prescribes. How many Hail Sennas should I do to get out of moderating?

[Caito]

Why Barrichello's son is named Fernando?


From somewhere: An F1 driver loses around 4kg in a full race. Do teams account for this?

Is it true that in monaco the suction of cars can lift a manhole cover?

[megz]

If an F1 engine were powered by Dos Equis, would it be the most interesting engine in the world?