Pup wrote:forty-two wrote:...you guys pronounce SO many of OUR words incorrectly. I don't mind your borrowing our language but please treat it with a little respect?
We're not borrowing it. We won it in a fair fight.
But, as for schedule, there is certainly a schism between us. Or perhaps, you're just scheming to create one? I learned in school that the origin of the word is the Latin scedula which has no h and therefore no sh.
Likewise, Lieutenant, last I looked, contained no ph and scant f's. In lieu of evidence to the contrary I will refrain from adding any.
Saving is what relief pitchers do to earn both savings and saves.
We use only french herbs at the thyme.
But, when I next need to fly through the aero, I will be sure to use one of your British aeroplanes. Do you make them?

MODS, please don't be too upset by this, it's merely a bit of fun between Pup and myself.
I don't know about winning the language, I'm not so sure that was part of the spoils actually, or at least not the ability to redefine it for anyone on the planet who wishes to use it?
But let's be honest here, why do software installers ask you what language you would like to use and then describe our language as "English (US)", are there REALLY people in the United States who do not know that their tongue is called English?
I don't want to get into a pissing contest with you, actually I really don't. But a few points if I may?
We, here in England, the parent of your language, pronounce a whole raft of words in a way which their spelling might suggest otherwise. Indeed, our spelling was only rationalised relatively recently, in English terms at least. This has resulted in a number of our words and indeed their spellings being imported and transmogrified from other European dialects. Let's take the good old example of the American tourist asking a London Cabbie to go to "lye-sester-square", it is spelt wierdly, but that is because OUR language grew up organically, and in the early days there was no education, and nor was there a formal spelling of anything back then. But that doesn't change the fact that one way is right, and the other is wrong.
I note your jibe about aeronautic innovation, and granted the Wright brothers were indeed the first to fly a POWERED aeroplane, but are you seriously implying that the country of origin has the right to define the word? If so, we had "loo-tennants" long before your country even existed!
As for only having "French Herbs", I suggest this is some thinly veiled reference to general Lafayette, or are you seriously implying that you import ALL your herbs? Why would you think that all your herbs are French? What's the fascination with France? Well, let's not forget the fact that Great Britain has been, on two occasions in the last 100 years, the only country of substance left in Europe which refused to go down without a fight, and on both occasions your guys, supposedly our pals waited until we were literally on our knees before joining in. AND on both occasions you only got involved after you were attacked.. Why the loyalty for the French (in terms of the bizarre mis-pronunciation of the word Herbs)?
Do you refer to the capital of France as "Parris" or "Paree"? If you say Parris, then your point about only having french
Herbs is, frankly BS.
Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that the same differences don't exist here within England. Heck, I only have to travel three miles and I notice a different accent, but that's as a result of hundreds, nay thousands of years of local dialects springing up, each with their own foibles (I think might actually be an Anglo-Saxon word, but I pronounce it in the English way).
But there really was no need for the "sound like a twat comments", especially when I for one consider the 'T' word to be
almost as rude as the 'C' word.
As Giblet says, attack the post, don't attack the poster.
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