strad wrote:
It emerged this week, however, that despite the FIA having consistently sided with Mercedes on the F-duct issue, Lotus' technical boss James Allison has come up with two new arguments that will be put to Charlie Whiting next week in China.
Bloody hell can they whinge?! What was it a couple of years ago (when they were Renault), the engines? They had to be allowed to catch up. Twice!
I swear they're just making sh!t up know to try and get it banned.
It's illegal because it's an f-duct. No?
It's illegal because it's driver operated. Passive? Oh alright then..
It's illegal because you're gonna ban it next year. Oh wait, which way does time go?
It's illegal because you banned our clever ride height control! Unrelatd, ok then.
It's illegal because it's gonna be expensive! Budget cap what?
It's illegal because we didn't think of...nevermind, next!
It's illegal because it's witchcraft! Damn...
It's illegal because I said so, young man! Worth a shot...
It's illegal because they stole it! Oh, right...
It's illegal because it's made of solid mercury! Weight what?
It's illegal because Ross hates kittens! He's got how many?
It's illegal because Germany lost twice! Doesn't that always work?
It's illegal because fck carbon pipes in cars' noses! Why doesn't that make sense?
It's illegal but if I tell you why, I'd have to kill you...
I can rarely abide by the likes McLaren and Ferrari, but at least they took it like a man.